Unarmed therapist shot by police

“He had something in his hand!”

“What, the black guy? Look at the video. His hands are empty.”

“No, the other guy!”

“The autistic guy? He’s holding a toy truck.”

“It looked like a gun.”

“Wait, let me see if I’ve got this straight. The white guy was holding a toy truck that you thought was a gun, so you shot the black guy lying down in the street with his hands in the air.”

“Yep.”

“ON WHAT PLANET DOES THAT EVEN BEGIN TO MAKE SENSE??”

“Please don’t shout, sir. Our officers are easily frightened.”