It’s about the pancreases, stupid
INJURED HUMAN What ... do ... you ... want? Why ... are you ... doing this?
ALIEN 1 We. Have. Come. For. Your. Water. We. Need. Your. Planet's Water.
INJURED HUMAN But ... why? There's ... lots of water in space. You could take that.
ALIEN 2 He's right, you know.
ALIEN 1 OK, OK, it's not about the water. We're here for ... what do you call those tasty squishy things you have inside you?
INJURED HUMAN Huh?
ALIEN 2 You know, some little organ. With a funny name –
INJURED HUMAN Livers? Kidneys?
ALIEN 1 No, no ... got it! Pancreases! We're here for your pancreases!
ALIEN 1 You dick. He was totally going to buy it.
ALIEN 2 Pancreases ... oh my God ...
INJURED HUMAN But if not ... then ... why?
ALIEN 1 Seriously, dude. We just like blowing stuff up.
ALIEN 1 Hey, lighten up, Earthling. If we hadn't trashed your planet, the Zebuloids would have come along sooner or later, and they're real assholes. They don't even enjoy what they do, they just dump nano-bots from orbit and move on. Where's the fun in that? I mean, really.
ALIEN 2 Pancreases. Brilliant. I can't wait to tell that one to the sergeant.