‘Humans will make contact with aliens,’ say astronomers
Humanity @homsap Hi! We're new here - does anyone want to talk to us?
Florg @florg Got new pics of supermodel Xthinql. I'd like to put my feelers on that exoskeleton + squeeze its hindlimbs, IYKWIM.
Mshbttl Qthx @mshbttl Posting some scents from @greepl's party to my Smellr page.
Zubi Xarquat @xarquat Ooops. I think my class project just went sentient. Singularity in 3 - 2 - 1 ...
The Mechanical Void @mechvoid Blocking @humanity. I am so through with carbon-based life-forms.
Matrioshka 9 @matrioshka9 Wonder what effect adding another brane would have on weak nuclear force? Probably best not to try it, but I'm tempted.
Greeplivandestasvar @greepl Party was a blast. Literally. Public safety droids called to say they found our hatching pod 2 continents away. Gotta clean before mom, mom, mom + dad get home.
Shmettek @shmettek LOL. OMG. WTF?
Glypto the Merciless @glypto Frawp. Glooble. Hpreep. Zhplat zhplat zhplat!
Dddrgg @dddrgghge Greenish discharge from my eyestalks getting worse. Had to cancel hot date with cute amoeba-rancher from Rigel. FML
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