Friends and neighbors
Shalom, Ehud - what'll it be today, you Zionist pig?
Salaam, Mohammed - give me twenty liters of your Jew-hating unleaded, please.
Shall I fill her up, o oppressor of the Palestinian peoples?
Sure, why not? All the way to the top, you misogynist gay-murdering anti-Semite.
So, anything special planned for this weekend, thou butcher of Muslim infants?
Oh, the usual. A little bit of gardening, some time with the kids. And how about you – planning any massacres?
No, nothing like that. I'm getting a little old for that kind of thing. I'll probably just take my grandson to the soccer match.
Nice. Well, I guess I have to be going. Good talking to you, you unreconstructed Persian Nazi.
And you. Please give my warmest greetings to your filthy whore of a wife.
Thank you. And mine to yours, you backward Koran-kissing peasant.
Drive safely now, Ehud. Oh, and burn in Hell when you reach your destination.