“Black Hat” is the new “Jarhead”
Private Joker, why did you join my beloved corps?
Sir, to hack, sir!
So, you're a hacker!
Sir, yes, sir!
Private, I will give you exactly three seconds to wipe that grin off your face, otherwise I'll generate a buffer overflow and take control of your box using a known zero-day exploit in your TCP stack. Do you want that, private?
Sir, no, sir!
Then what are you going to do to stop me? Don't know, do you? You pathetic pieces of puke make me sick. Charlie Cong will be up in your shit running denial-of-service attacks against your LAN before you know what's hit you! What programming languages do you know, Private Joker?
Programming languages, Private Joker! You do know how to program, don't you?
Sir, yes, sir.